The Date That Never Happened

He wasn’t good nearly years ago, and he’s not good now.

Are you ready for a worst date ever story? Well for the sake of accuracy, let’s call it an almost date. For the sake of this essay, we are going to call the guy Ben, that is not his real name but I chose to put my life out there and no matter how much of a douche he is, he doesn’t and I won’t invade his privacy. Notice the…