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This Sheeple’s Had It

Put your mask on and we’ll talk

Photo Credit — Fermion / Wikimedia Commons

Ok, calm TF down and stop with the screeching about personal freedom, k? What with your sugar and blood pressure this is really bad for you. So chill for a minute.

We need to talk.

But first, you need to use some of this 70% alcohol hand sanitizer, back up about six feet, and put this mask on. I know. I know. We’re…

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