Three for Tea

Toni Tails
Nov 4 · 5 min read

Sometimes friends come from the most surprising places

Photo of tea and cupcakes by Ulkar - purchased by the author

"Howard Dundercorn! You dunder-head! What are you doing?"

"Just givin' your boots a shine like what you asked me to, m'am."

"First of all, I most certainly did NOT ask you to shine my, er, boots! Secondly, the greasy rag you so enthusiastically peddle is now shining my SATIN SLIPPERS!"

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Toni Tails

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CEO of ToniTails.com | Published Author | Body Positive Graphic Artist | Autism Mama |Survivor of Child Sex Abuse | PTSD BipolarII Babe| @QueerCupcake | she/her

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