You Really Shouldn’t Have

But we viruses can’t thank you enough!

Photo Credit — Governo Italiano / February 2020 Italian government task force for coronavirus outbreak (can you believe these yutzes?) / Wikimedia Commons

Well, well! I must say we — and by we I mean all of the SARS Coronaviruses currently floating around restaurants, gyms, bars, and nail salons — are very impressed by your devotion to “freedom”. And by you, we mean all of you who decided that going home for the holidays was so important. We also are directing our heartfelt appreciation to everyone who goes…