The Partnered Pen
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The Partnered Pen

You’re Not My Daddy

So stop asking who my daddy is!

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Who’s your daddy? Heterosexual guys have been using this line to pick up potential mates for quite some time, with varying degrees of success. It strikes me as incestuous and gross. Why would anyone want to think about their father during sexy times?

I’m also the one who has a strict schedule for how often a new boyfriend can see me. Who’s your daddy…

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Edward Anderson

Edward Anderson

Edward has written hundreds of acclaimed true crime articles and has won numerous awards for his short stories.