Together is our favourite place to be.

Grand Central Station is easily one of the most visited landmarks in the United States

Better read them all just in case

Let me count the ways…

It’s never too late to start

I got the reads. He got the cash. If I show you why, can we stop peeing in the pool now?

sort of

And what I learnt from that process

If only you’d burn in hell

Could I have been going about this all wrong?

Asshole Astrology

Hear me out on this one

I was a kid, and oh so immature … please forgive me!

What consistency and playing the long game can do for you

Asshole Astrology

There are lots of traditional Chanukah decorations that people put up, but some people really get creative.

I’d like to file a complaint

Tips from a consultant

Those who are aware of and concerned about other people’s comfort level, usually steer clear of asking them certain questions.

The jump from giving thanks to buying shit on sale is one of the funniest 180s I’ve ever seen

Statistical analysis shows that the number of story views is negatively associated with RPM values and earnings (r=-.76, p<.00001)…

I wrote it for the real reason I write

If you want more views, stop making these mistakes

It’s not a worker shortage