The Perfumed Slattern

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Erin Lurainey

I Am The Perfumed Slattern

I love perfume like I love sex. No. Really.

2 min readJun 17, 2021

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I Am The Perfumed Slattern

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Erin Lurainey

Plum Japonais

Tom Ford’s juicy restraint

2 min readJul 10, 2021

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Plum Japonais

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Tubereuse Criminelle

The Agony And The Ecstasy

2 min readJul 7, 2021

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Tubereuse Criminelle

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Tied Down — A Kinbaku Story

The unnerving freedom of being tightly bound

4 min readJul 7, 2021

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Tied Down — A Kinbaku Story

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Fourreau Noir

The dagger’s dark sheath

2 min readJul 4, 2021

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Fourreau Noir

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“It’s Like A Tiny Cock”

What I learned about my clitoris from having sex with a man who has sex with men

4 min readJul 4, 2021

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“It’s Like A Tiny Cock”

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Jeux de Peau

Skin Games

2 min readJun 28, 2021

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Jeux de Peau

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Giving Head Is A Power Trip

Son, when I have your dick in my mouth, I fucking own you

4 min readJun 20, 2021

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Giving Head Is A Power Trip

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Bois des Iles

To Chanel №5’s timeless blonde bombshell, Bois des Iles is the sexy, sophisticated, dark-haired sister

2 min readJun 20, 2021

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Bois des Iles

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In Search Of The Wild Osmanthus

It’s an erotic perfume in itself, but its raw sex appeal is impossible to bottle

3 min readJun 17, 2021

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In Search Of The Wild Osmanthus

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Sensuality leads me around by the nose. I think and write about scents and senses and sex because all of my favorite sex organs are in my head.
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Erin Lurainey
I write about sex and the side piece experience with no holds barred. I’m also The Perfumed Slattern and The Incredible Hulk of Love. erin.lurainey@gmail.com

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