JR Smith is an NBA Champion- This is a God Dream

Summer 16 already belongs to Earl Joseph Smith III, and all is right in the world. 2 minutes into becoming an NBA champ, he blessed us with a potential JR crying face meme. About an hour later, he gained the respect of the sports world by delivering an incredibly emotional and heartfelt answer in the post game presser, breaking down while speaking on his mistakes in life and how his parents are the reason for his successes in life. Really, if you haven’t seen it, go to YouTube and watch. My allergies flared up watching it, and yours will too.

And then, the summer of JR began.

From spraying Cavs beat writers with champagne in the locker room, to making a pit stop in Vegas prior to returning to The Land in the wee hours of the morning, JR SZN is here.

The Hennessy is flowing my boy. They had Henny in the locker room breh. They had Henny in Vegas. They gotta make a 30 for 30 on this. The JR Smith flourish is so real at the moment. There’s a good chance he doesn’t know where he’s at right now, and we just gotta let that be. I just know Knicks fans are sick to their stomachs, seeing JR and Shump celebrating a ring while Carmelo’s face turns to a glazed donut. The hurt‘s gotta be so real my brehs.

Side not: The lone “what the hell” moment I’ve witnessed so far has belonged to Matthew Dellavedova. Its hella bottles of Hen at the lituation in Vegas, and my guy’s out here in the Russell Wilson fit whilst drinking Corona from a can. Breh. Delly out here rushing his hair back against the grain and drinking a 6 pack of Corona after winning an NBA championship. Yeah, we gotta come together as a nation and get him up outta here. Mozgov doesn’t know what the hell’s going on. Mozgawd out here in the club ready for tip off of Game 8. But that’s just how it goes breh.

But this isn’t about Mozgov looking like generic face 3 on NBA 2K MyPlayer, or Delly proving he’s with the police by drinking Corona from the can. No, no my boy. Oh, no. This is about JR and the fact that he’s potentially pulling up from half court in the DMs as we speak. “You tryna get the pipe?” SZN is here, and there’s nothing we can do to stop the Lord’s work from happening this summer.