Jailbird Joe Wants To Be A Writer

Last time he wrote something, it got used in evidence against him

The Silence by Joseph Ducreux Source

My friend, Jailbird Joe*, has just got out of prison with a story to tell and no money for a ghostwriter.

He wants one — needs one — because his C at English O’Level is pushing up daisies under the OMGs and AMAZINGs that make up the meat of his lingo these days and he…