Photo Credit — AleXander Hirka / Used with permission / Suddenly we’re living in a fifth-floor walk-up

However Bad Our Week Was

It wasn’t as bad as that of the woman sobbing in the Apple Store

Welp, it was just a matter of time until this notice appeared on our so-called elevator. Kent, the Greatest Super in Harlem, told me that right after this building was gut-renovated back in the late 80’s someone squirted super glue into the buttons of the elevator. I’ve lived here since 2002 and it’s never worked…