I Want to Photoshop my Life

It can’t be that difficult…right?

Photo Credit — AleXander Hirka using FaceApp / Used with permission

I’m not talking about a Vogue cover job or anything. But I probably wouldn’t go all Kate Winslet about it either if that’s what I got (you GO, Kate!).

Things aren’t all bad these days even with the pandemic and being unemployed forever. But it has to be admitted that turning from semi-sedentary to full-on mushroom has had its downside. And I don’t think it’s too much to ask that I be able to turn to technology to make some…adjustments. After all, it worked really well after we got home from Spain and Portugal last year when AleXander carefully went through and photoshopped the white patch of zit medicine covering that unbelievably poorly timed pimple out of every shot. Yes, he really did that.

Photo Credit — AleXander Hirka / Used with permission / With the zit medicine and with it magically removed

So if that can be done to photos, I don’t see why it can’t be done to my entire life.

Let’s start close to home

I’m not complaining, but this apartment is a bit snug. Sure, yes, I know we could throw away half of what we own and reclaim some serious real estate, but consider how much easier it would be to whip out the old Photoshop and add another closet as well as…