Pick Me! Pick ME!
Applying for my dream job!
Dear Busy Executive,
I’m responding to your ad and I sure hope I’m not too late. I’m seeing it just now online but I also saw it yesterday morning pinned to the classifieds board in Junior’s Deli-Mart. I mean, I’m sure you’re the same busy executive who stuck that ad to the board. Has to be. I mean, after all both ads are looking for a female assistant and both ask for photos. Coincidence? Oh, please.
So anyway, I sure hope the position is still open! I would have responded sooner but I had to do my…