Revenge Is A Dish

A list in ranked list form

Dane A. Wisher
The Poleax
1 min readJul 27, 2017

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Ways in which the dish revenge is best served . . .

47. microwaved

46. boiled

45. Chicago deep dish style

44. hot

43. steamed

42. covered in ketchup

41. Memphis style

40. Western Carolina tomato-based

39. grated

38. freeze-dried

37. braised

36. al dente

35. Kansas City hodgepodge

34. julienned

33. salted

32. pan-fried

31. canned

30. blanched

29. Eastern Carolina vinegar-based

28. sauteed

27. shaved

26. on the half shell

25. frozen

24. au poivre

23. deep-fried

22. cold (prepared as such)

21. grilled

20. chopped roughly

19. brined

18. baked

17. Alabama white sauced

16. poached

15. raw

14. pan-seared

13. rotisserie

12. diced

11. stewed

10. al forno

9. minced

8. pressure-cooked

7. ground

6. pickled (fermented)

5. al fresco

4. pickled (non-fermented)

3. Texas dry rub and slowcooked

2. cold (leftover, straight from fridge)

  1. New York-style thin

Dane A. Wisher is based in Brooklyn

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