Things To Drink Throughout The American Workday, Ranked
A list
An exhaustive list of things that are acceptible to drink throughout the workday, in descending order of acceptibleness
Generic seltzer
Iced green tea (unsweetened)
Tab
Gerolsteiner
Diet Dr. Pepper
Genmaicha (hot)
San Pellegrino
Green tea mixed with mint tea (hot)
La Croix (plain)
Plain green tea (hot)
Diet Coke
Diet ginger ale
The blood of your vanquished enemies
Perrier
Cold brew from somewhere nice
Ginger tea (hot)
New York City tap water
Hot coffee from somewhere nice
Shitty deli coffee
Generic hot coffee from the break room
Espresso from the machine in the break room
Filtered water
Earl Grey tea
Bottled water
Tap water not from New York City
Emergen-C dissolved in tap water
Leftover orange juice from a breakfast meeting
Lipton tea
Other herbal teas
Dane A. Wisher is based in Brooklyn.
