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The Cable TV News Show I’d Pay Double to See
“Answer the Damn Question!”
Watching Cable news or opinion shows is a frustrating experience. The host has a guest who is in a position to address the day's issue, but they never answer direct questions with a straight answer. Ask them anything, and they thank you for having them on the show and giving them a chance to set the record straight. Then, they talk about whatever they want to talk about, fending off any attempts at interruption until it’s time for a commercial.
Sometimes, there’s a panel of guests constantly overtalking each other and never conceding a point, no matter how logical or true. When not talking, they smile to make themselves likeable, looking for the moment when they can get in their verbal jab and monopolize the conversation until someone breaks in on them.
CNN often has two guests of opposite parties who alternate their propaganda, leaving viewers to choose which version of the truth is most likely correct. Fox News has a variation where they have from one to four Republicans and one alleged Democrat who tries to make a point but weakly concedes the point at the end. Sometimes, a Democrat gets on a roll and immediately gets shouted down by the others because, like the Washington Generals are never supposed to beat the Harlem Globetrotters, the Democrat is never supposed to…
