A Complete List of the Things that Donald Trump and I Agree On

Unveiling the startling truth

Sometimes, finding common ground is difficult. But I found it! Photo by Ben White on Unsplash

The other day I watched an interview with Donald Trump. I noticed that I disagreed with him — on everything.

Doesn’t that seem unlikely? I mean, he’s a person, I’m a person. people have views on a large number of things. Isn’t it likely that — even if by accident — we would agree on SOMETHING?

Things we disagree about:

Diet Coke intake.

Taylor Swift.

Immunity (In both executive action and in COVID).

How much exercise you should get.

Putin.

Surrounding one’s self with felons.

There were very good people on both sides.

Rich people should get richer. A lot richer.

Hitler did a lot of good things.

Drill baby drill.

How a 78-year-old man should use cosmetics.

Windmills are “ugly.”

Being friends with a guy who would drop off a dead bear in Central Park and then try to stage it to look like a bike accident.