Poetry
Four Snapshots of the Job Market
Poems with found text from classified ads
Cookie Dough Mixer Wanted
Baker needs someone who enjoys
the smell of cinnamon to help with mixing
a lot of cookie dough, a position
with a lot of responsibility
and a lot of lifting. Move heavy bags
of ingredients, scoop dough into buckets,
stack buckets on pallets. Be paid
to stay in shape. Vacation,
health insurance, cookies included.
Cover Letter
We have mutually beneficial reasons
to meet, given my ten years of preparing
top-quality meals. Taste, ingredients —
I am uncompromising. I serve
wholeheartedly: I used only
one sick day with my last company.
I look forward to putting my dedication
to work in your kitchen. Call me.
Sign Waver Wanted
Do you like people? Do you
want to spend hours outdoors
doing something fun? Help us
promote our…