Brooke Ramey NelsonFollowSep 7, 2021·2 min read·Member-onlyPOETRY/PHOTOGRAPHYWhat If Mark Twain Were a Football Fan?A PoemAuthor’s Archives.He armed himselfwith witaimed squarely atourfoibles, faux pas, failings.Never meta person,a place,a thingunworthy of his fusillades.