HUMOR
My Picks For the NFC
I don’t watch much football, but…
I pay attention to football less than I do my voicemail at work and that is almost nil. However, thanks to my man, Ishan Royyuru, I am going to predict the records of each team right here.
Who, and what am I relying on?
One — nothing.
Two — Toffler. Yes, that Toffler. Alvin. The guy who predicted the future. He is no longer alive but I can still channel his spirit. Other than that, I am guessing. Luckily, I don’t gamble. This is close to a joke. I will revise mid season too.
The East
The Dan Snyder Associated Strip Joints — 10–7
The Philly Cheesesteaks — 8–9
Bill Parcell M.I.As. 4–13
Jerry Jones Inc. 2–15
Okay. You can see already that I know nothing. How did I arrive at this? I picked the numbers out of a hat. Also, I thought I heard Toffler whispering to me after a night of bong hits. But this is it. I think the D.C…
