TPB Spring Tournament
The Sexiest Sport Ever — It’s Official
Glamorous and dangerous — who could ask for more?
Hey Baby!
I really enjoyed our Tinder date last night. It’s such a shame you had to scoot early to go watch the Maple Leafs — especially since they ended up not making it past the first round of the playoffs again!
Since we spent quite a while talking about your favourite sport after our little workout, I wanted to tell you about mine. I’m going to give you a clue. Here’s what my best friend, Rachel, told me she was thinking last time she did the sport:
As she zipped up her tall black boots, she ran her hand over the smooth leather. She was glad she had worn a fresh white bra and panties today. You never knew. She fastened her collar, picked up her whip, and opened the door.
He was there waiting for her, panting. She couldn’t wait to feel him heaving between her legs. She took the leather strap and led him out.
Yes, that’s right, my favourite sport is show jumping!
This sport really does have it all: sex, money, glamour and danger. Especially danger. No matter how fast Lewis Hamilton’s Mercedes may be, it doesn’t have a mind of its own — unlike a thousand-pound horse.
