8 Valentine’s Day Gifts Under $5,000,000

Read this if you’re poor

I guess she was happy with her cheap gift (Carly Rae Hobbins)

Valentine’s Day used to mean something, but nowadays, even poor people celebrate, and they’re all looking for cheap “deals” to impress their dates.

We both know there’s no such thing as a cheap deal, but in the spirit of love, I will try to list gift ideas under $5,000,000 for all the peasants out there.

#1 — A private island in Florida for $4,995,000

Imagine dancing naked under the rain.

Imagine waking up and realizing you don’t have any neighbors.

Imagine going to bed and being scared that some pirates just set foot on your island and will now run to your house to steal everything from you, and no matter how loud you scream, nobody will hear you because this is an island in the middle of nowhere.

Peacock Isle could be yours for $4,995,000.

Check out Private Island Online Dot Com (not an affiliate link — I’m not cheap like that).

Another private island that looks better but is too expensive for you (by Zunnoon Ahmed)

#2 — A 132' Blount Marine 1979 yacht for $4,999,495