Announcing the Winners of the March ‘Deluded Custodians’ Challenge

Carlo seeking advice from friends at a crucial turning point in feta detox history. Author’s photo.

Swiss cheese, Brie, squeaky cheese from Idaho

Goat, Gouda, and Gruyere

Ricotta, Burrata, Terra-cota

Manchego, Iberico, Parmigiano Reggiano

Dorita, Velveeta, Cotija

Grilled cheese

Cheeseburgers, cheese curds, Cheese Whiz, Cheese Louise

American Cheese. (Don’t forget to take the plastic wrapper off it before you eat it. Never mind. It won’t taste any different.)

Cheddar is better in the U.K.

Limburger.

‘How can anyone govern a country with 246 varieties of cheese? ~ Charles de Gaulle