Colin Corrects

Mike Hickman
The Pub
Published in
2 min readAug 19, 2022

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See what he can do!

This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license. See how Colin Corrects can improve your office experience!

Great work in the office, simplified!

Ensure you produce bold, mistake-free, effective work at all times with the help of Colin Corrects!

Unsure of how to access those files on the remote server?

Colin Corrects will be there, leaning over your desktop and looking at your emails before you can minimise them, in order to show you roughly where the right folder can be found. All in less than 45 minutes (an hour tops) and while giving you an up-to-the-moment account of recent developments in his own field.

Don’t know all the issues with the current requisition and expenses systems? Well, now you do! Even though you don’t work in finance!

Imagine the additional insight you will get into the overall working of the office!

Need suggestions to improve your writing of that email to the Managing Director?

No?

Have no fear, Colin Corrects will be along to tell you the appropriate wording for not only that email, but also the one he is writing to British Telecom about the company’s current contract. Only Colin Corrects can provide a blow-by-blow account of the entire exchange to date and quite why he is right to argue that the service received is shocking!

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Mike Hickman
The Pub

Mike Hickman (@sirhenryatrawlinsonend@me.dm) is from York, England. Words in Red Fez, Little Old Lady Comedy, Doctor Funny, The Haven, Sledgehammer & many more