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How To Play Candy Land With Donald Trump
“The game requires no reading and minimal counting skills, making it suitable for” former Presidents
If You Can Avoid It
You don’t play Candy Land with Donald.
If You Can’t Avoid It
Sorry about that. Best of luck.
If You’re Four
That’s a perfect match since you have about the same emotional maturity. It will also be a problem since you both want to win because you (both) hate losing.
Actually, neither of you will lose because you will keep saying you won no matter what. You might also burn the game board with adverse consequences on future games but positive ones as to the evidence regarding who won the last round.
You will leave the room claiming to be the undefeated champion of Candy Land and the best Candy Land player who has ever played in the world of Candy Land.
You might add it proves your IQ is off the chart because Candy Land is one of the most strategic games ever.
You will (for sure) claim that your opponents were sore losers and will put the destruction of…
