DELUDED CUSTODIANS NOVEMBER 2024. AGAIN.
HR in an Elevator
I’d be nothing without my great team!
It’s been a few months since I was appointed CEO at Super Duper Corporation and things have been going great. Since the elevator incident on the first day, I’ve been taking the stairs.
It makes me look like a real go getter and my resting heart rate hasn’t looked this good in ages.
Like all great leaders, however, I know how important it is to get on LinkedIn and humbly espouse the virtues of my team, even when, deep down, I know most have trouble wiping their own ass.
But that’s not entirely true. There is one appointment I’ve made that has really turned the ship around. Since putting Kristen Stark in charge of HR, Super Duper has gone from strength to strength.
Kristen takes no prisoners. Once again, not entirely true. She did tie one applicant to a cooling tower on the roof for fourteen days after he used AI to write the address on his envelope. He also foolishly mentioned that one of his hobbies was stand up comedy. Kristen tracked down a sample on Youtube. Pacing up and down in front of him for fourteen days she calmly explained why he was the lamest stand up comedian the world had ever seen.
