I’m 63 — If You’re Still in Your 40s (Or 50s), Read This

(it’s a listicle)

2 min readMay 29, 2025

You shouldn’t fall for this curiosity gap trick anymore, but since you’re here, #11 will surprise you.
The compounding effect of taking your phone to the bathroom is a force of nature. Learn how to compost.
Learn how to work even when your back hurts. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re poor and will have to work during your retirement.
As soon as you hit your 50s, you’ll understand that your 40s were a great time. But it’s over. Deal with it because it gets worse.
Some people say it gets better, but they’re liars.
It’s hard to change the world when you’re old. So don’t apologize for taking a nap.
In your late 40s: create a fake online personality with a birthdate 4 to 6 years younger. It will be useful when you divorce in your early 50s.
Do your neighbor. Soon, you will only have the memories. Don’t waste good opportunities.
The most lucrative things you can do in your 40s: Inheritance from your boomer parents and (if you’re lucky) childless uncle.
Not everyone will want to see your Wordle results. Keep them for yourself.
If you want to make friends, just…