YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES … IF YOU READ THIS

Stories We’ve Lost in 2024

They started in the draft pile … and stayed there … thankfully

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Pub
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5 min readDec 8, 2024

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Where my bad ideas go to die. 💩 Photo by Little Nature on Unsplash

Sure I’m brilliant. I write on Medium don’t I?

But even I have a bad idea occasionally.

The baddy often starts out as a story draft, gets partially developed, then dies an ignominious death, and thankfully never sees the light of day.

There’s also the much larger category of bad ideas that start out as drafts, get painfully developed into full stories, and get posted. Those turds sometimes get boosted. But, that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms.

Bottom line (and I do mean bottom): here are several of my worst ideas for 2024. They started out moribund, progressed quickly on to death, remained dead and could not be resuscitated, and you never had to deal with them.

Until now 😄

💣 This story will never be developed any further than it already has been. I promise.

SHLOCK & AWFUL

I Pinned 3 of My Least-Read Stories to My Profile

What happened next was entirely…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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