Strange Shit Is Happening

And nobody is doing anything about it

This is Canada. It belongs to Canadians. / Photo by sebastiaan stam on Unsplash

Strange shit was happening
all over the globe–

provocations, skirmishes,
tit for tat, spank-and-runs,
I-know-you-are-but-
what-am-I games

not since primary school
have we seen so much
sadistic fun

Trump was about to
“liberate” Americans
from being able to afford
consumer goods

behaving like a bellicose
Kaiser of old, saying he’s
going to conquer
Greenland, take
Canada, wear the
Panama Canal around
his chest like a bib

and MAGA voters pretend like
this was always part of
the program, that this
is what they all signed
up for when voting for
the convicted con man

including JD Vance who’s
trying to convince himself
and his wife Usha that
taking Greenland is actually
a legitimate and…