Out-Smillewing, Smillew

The Restauranteur Who Made 2 Million Dollars, over the Easter Weekend, Without Cooking a Meal

And then promptly retired.

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5 min readMar 23

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I have always done things the right way. And found myself at the back of the queue. Then I met this guy Smillew Rahcuef who taught me how to be shameless … and I have never looked back.

Uvebruce

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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