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THE RIGHT STUFF, SOME OF IT ANYWAY
Top-10 Health Tips From a Top-10 Doctor for a Long Happy Healthy Life
“O excellent! I love long life better than figs. “— Shakespeare
“O excellent! I love long life better than figs. “ — William “not-an-MD” Shakespeare (The bard died at 52 on his birthday. And BTW, DUH! on the “figs” comment.)
Disclaimer: I’ve been retired from the practice of medicine for over five years and only granted myself the top-10 doctor designation just prior to writing this story. Even while in practice it’s doubtful that I was ever a top-10 doctor.
We all want to live forever.
With the proviso, of course, that we remain completely healthy, and: everything performs like it did when we were 23, we can eat as much as we want of whatever we want whenever we want, we can enjoy endless coitus — just like Sting — with whomever we want.
Now that I have your attention, here are the health tips, none of which should be taken seriously (except the ones that should be), but you probably already knew that.
🍟 Eat lots of beans
For that matter, go full vegetarian, or even vegan if you can manage it. But, that’s a serious matter and will not be…
