BYOB : Bring your own Beatles

Vertical Switzerland: Room for Rent

Ann James
The Pub
3 min readAug 3, 2024

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We have decided to rent out rooms in our stall. The photo above is the high-end security system free with your room.

This one is ready for occupancy. It’s a corner suite. Bedframe and duvet are provided, but BYOM (bring your own mattress). The cabinet doors open and close, ready to be stuffed with your horrendous medium.coma rough drafts. The dining room table seats eight. BYOCs (bring your own chairs).

Looks like a perfect stage for a one-act play.

Yes, it does. Stays nice and cool in there, too, with the old-school ventilation system. The stall might have been built in 1780-something or the early 1900’s. No one knows.

Watch that first step. You do not want to fall into the abyss underneath the floor. Trust me.

The bathroom is easily accessible from the first-floor landing through the one-meter square bathroom window. BYOT.P.

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Ann James
The Pub
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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.