You Must Try My Amazing Elaborate 11-Step 5-Hour Morning Routine
Is this the best morning routine since sliced bread?
This is the introduction. It contains no useful information. All the useful information is in the rest of the article, so if you are reading this then you are wasting your time. The problem is, to know that it’s a waste of time, you have to read it.
Or perhaps not. I mean, you know how articles work. You’ve read them before. Nothing of any use is ever written in the introduction. Least of all this one, as all I’m doing is talking about how useless introductions are.
Oh well, you’ve read it now. You can’t undo that. You’ll just have to put that mistake behind you and move on with your life.
👇The stuff down there is what you want to read. That’s the meat. Or soy, if you’re vegan.
Step 1: Wake Up
Before I do anything, I need to wake up. Otherwise, I would be sleepwalking, which is the 5th leading cause of “cacky bird legs”.
There are several ways I wake up:
- Naturally, after I’ve had enough sleep.
