Development

The extension to the college will be completed no later than December 15th, 2017, as per the provincial government’s Rural Development press conference.

He will attend anger management every week, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30 at Shandale Elementary School, as per the separation agreement.

He will pay his ex-wife and first girlfriend $212.25 per month for child support, as per the separation agreement.

He will see his son only on weekends and only after his anger management course is complete, as per the separation agreement.

He will work overtime whenever he wants, as per his foreman’s discretion.

The foundation, reinforced concrete, will be completed no later than August 15th, as per the firm’s internal deadlines.

He will watch the Lions games at the pub indefinitely, as per his new post-separation budget.

Jay will work overtime with him, as per Jay also taking the foreman up on his offer to anyone willing to work through the heat.

Jay and he will bond, as per the nature of these things.

He will head up the digging of the foundation trench, as per his seniority.

He will save enough to buy his son a Lion’s jersey, as per his desire and not as per his son’s.

He will meet a woman who looks like his ex at the pub and he will take her home, as per his drunken insistence.

Jay will confront him about the way he speaks about women and his encounters with them, as per Jay’s politics.

He will try to have Jay fired, as per his ego.

His ex will invite him for dinner while his son is away at camp and they will make love with a similar energy to when they first met, as per their alcohol intake and her momentary deviation from her staunch policy of not seeing him.

His ex will deny this at their next mediation meeting, as per her lawyer’s instructions.

He will call her a cunt, as per his ego.

He will be mandated to attend anger management every week, Tuesdays and Thursdays and now Fridays at 7:30 at Shandale Elementary School, as per the separation agreement.

He will not attend, as per his ego.

He will be mandated to pay his ex-wife and first girlfriend $275.83 per month for child support, as per the separation agreement.

He will not pay, as per his ego.

He will not see his son. This may be renegotiated only after his anger management course is complete, as per the separation agreement.

He will violate this agreement and pick his son up from camp, prompting his ex to call the police, as per her rational concern.

He will be let off with a warning, as per his ex’s sympathy.

He will work as much overtime as the foreman will give him and manage the workload with recreational cocaine use, as per his anger.

One evening, sharing a beer with him, Jay will offer him advice on how to turn his life around, pointing out that ultimately he is the cause of all his misfortune, as per Jay’s kind and giving nature.

He will have an epiphany and he will tear up and he will look away from Jay and he will clench his fists and forget what he felt, as per his dead father’s instructions.

He will throw the beer bottles into the foundation trench with Jay’s body and spend the night pouring the concrete of that section, as per the nature of these things.

He will receive a raise, as per his display of initiative.