Five tips on dating again after a while

ONE
It’s ok to feel awkward. Relationships are an important part of anyone’s life, and starting anew can feel quite scary. Embrace everything you face as a new experience and try to learn something about yourself in the process!

TWO
Be there on time. Showing respect to a new acquaintance is important to let them know you’re serious and respectful about meeting them.

THREE
Find your common grounds. Get to know whom they like to eat, and which they like to read. Share your own thoughts on topics you love. Beings everywhere feel attracted to passionated souls.

FOUR
Be prepare to try something new! That poisonous fish you’ve been hearing so much? Order one! Haven’t tried carbonara pasta in a while? Ask for one meal to share.

Don’t feel like you have limit yourself to a restaurant, either. Ask around and search for new adventures. The Reckoning is here! Embrace it. Human harvesting on planet Earth is a particularly up-and-coming sport. Invade together a town or two, and get out of your confort zone over those crop fields to sequester a person or two. You can even leave those probes at home (or not, feel the vibe of the night!)

Show them how absorbing the souls of the infidels and non-believers feels like. Take a nice ride alongside the coasts where the Elder Gods awake from their final rest. Ragnarok is also scheduled to happen next weekend, so be sure to there at what photographers call golden hour, supposed to happen after Jörmungandr raises itself out of the sea. Try to meet your lover’s gaze when the moon shines upon the sky and lightens their eyes to create a beautiful moment you both will remember for eons. Be sure to do it before Fenrir breaks out of its chains and eats that pesky satellite!

FIVE
Be courteous and kind and respect your partner limits. Human annihilation is not consent.