The Quintessential Q

Adult Vices Explained to a Child

Racism

“Yeah, so you see that other human being over there? I don’t like them. Why? They’ve got a different colour skin tone.”

Sexism

If Jesus Were Alive and at an Easter Friday Lunch Today

An Easter Pisstake

“Ah, good, the whole family has come together.”

“Why does everyone have to bring a salad?”

The Future of Cooking Oil

If you’re a human – even one of those morally righteous vegans, you probably cook.

Cooked food is the one thing that separates us from any other organism on this planet. And while fire was, of course, very important to this cooking phenomenon, another has…

One Thing That You Definitely Shouldn’t Ever Do, Under Any Circumstances, Rain, Hail or Shine

Begin drinking a bottle of $8 Rosé after being on the Canadian Club and Dry’s all night.

Life in the Throes of Tonsillitis

You’ve never been much of a drug taker. Legal drugs that is.

You’ve being convinced by your mother since birth that antibiotics should only be taken when they really are needed.