Bogan Bible — Matthew 5:27–30
The Book of Matthew (Q)
Adultery
27 “You’ll have heard this one’, ‘Don’t be a dickhead and cheat on your partner — I mean, look, if you’re having some troubles, talk to them. Don’t throw yourself in the arms of another man, woman or goat.’
28 My Dad says don’t even look at them in a lustful way, but I reckon that if you look but don’t touch then it’s all good.
29 Like, are you really going to be walking around with your head down all the time? Let’s be real, mate.
30 Again, if you do decide to cheat on your partner, then you’ll be going below mate. Eternal fire and brimstone. It’s not worth it for what I assume will be two minutes of your life. Even if they are rip-snortingly attractive.
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