Breast Quest

Lazy Limericks


The average teenage boy frets

While placing friendly, encouraging bets

That they may, one day

Enter the sexual fray

By placing hands nervously on breasts

Matt Querzoli wrote this. Typed, rather. It doesn’t matter. It’s still probably terrible. Follow his writing blog, his letters to strangers blog or his blog blog if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.

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