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Connected

Lazy Limericks

I

Buzz goes my electric toothbrush
Eliminating plaque, lush
But thanks to Bluetooth
My dentist can sleuth
If I’m in too much of a rush

II

I just wanted to watch some T.V.
But now all I can see
Is an ad for
The local department store
And a…