Conversations with Jesus

On Hydration

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MQ: “How good is H20.”

JC: “Yeah.”

MQ: “Just yeah? You had more wine than me last night.”

JC: “Well I wasn’t about to waste the opportunity of an open bar.”

MQ: *shakes head and shudders*

JC: “Although I’ll admit that I was tempted to do a reversal on Cana and start turning the wine into water.”

MQ: “The big dog. Should’ve just taken some MDMA.”

JC: “Mate, the only pills I’ll be taken are the Panadol Forte. Speaking of which, where do you keep you keep them?”


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