Conversations with Jesus

On Choosing Kegs for a Party

MQ: “Yo.”

JC: “Waddup?”

MQ: “Kegs. My party. Four choices.”

JC: “They are?”

MQ: “Pale ale, coast ale, an incredibly hoppy IPA and a stout.”

JC: “The fuck’s a coast ale?”

MQ: “Dunno. Tastes like a lighter version of the pale ale.”

JC: “Then I reckon the pale ale and the red IPA.”

MQ: “Not the stout?”

JC: “It’s a party, mate. Not a beer tasting session.”


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