Dear Customer at McDonalds,

I apologise for ordering before you, despite the fact it was your turn. I couldn’t have honesty given more of a fuck at the time though; I was drunk, hungry, and had a train to catch.

Apologies again,

Remorseful Q

Matt Querzoli is hungover. Pray for the man. Follow his writing blog, his letters to strangers blog or his blog blog if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.

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