Feb 23, 2017 · 1 min read
Dear Juice-Maker,
Honestly, you could be putting water from the Fountain of Youth into that juice, but I still couldn’t justify spending $11.50 on it.
Not even the number of colourful words like “acai” and “goji” present in the ingredient list could persuade me as to how I need the juice. Especially because a goji berry looks like a ladybug turd.
Whatever happened to like, orange juice? Pulp was adventurous enough, I think.
Spare me enchantress, your tasteless, costly, goodness.
Sticking-to-burgers regards,
Q
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