Dear Men and Women at Bar,

GET OFF TINDER AND GO AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, OR THE SAME SEX, IF THAT’S THE WAY YOU SWING.

IT’S A BAR. THAT’S NOT WHAT THE FREE WI-FI IS FOR.

Contemptuous regards,

Q


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