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Lockdown 2.0

Lazy Limericks

I

We’re old hands at it now
As cases rise, we bow
To staying inside
And starting the ride
Back down to zero, we vow

II

I don’t mean to brag
But my cakes, once ragtag
In lockdown have become
By far number one
And hoist high I will, that flag

III

Before COVID, you should have seen
This apartment — it was quite a scene
Called pigsty by some
Full of filth, dirt, crumbs
And now glitteringly, sparkling clean

Matt Querzoli wrote these. Sydney is locked down again. Where the fork are our vaccines?