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Obsessed

Lazy Limericks

I

Macy was a bit disturbed
Not to mention rather perturbed
That she’d just blast
Through another crime podcast
Her eerie addiction still not curbed

II

It was after a little while
That sun-lacking Miranda Nile
Expired from deficiency
A lacking of Vitamin D
As streaming had become her lifestyle

III

There was just something about the way
They became the breakfast attaché
For June, red raspberries
Had no contemporaries
Plump little things that made her day

Matt Querzoli wrote these. He never really got into podcasts, but he loved Dirty John.