Prominent #MeToo Villains Condemn New COVID-19 Social Distancing Measures

Matthew Querzoli
The Quintessential Q
2 min readMar 22, 2020
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As the battle against the spread of COVID-19 rages on around the world, prominent #MeToo villains (convicted or otherwise) Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and R. Kelly have written a joint letter condemning the 1.5 metre social distancing requirement by WHO to stem the COVID-19 spread as the work of “feminist devils.”

“This supposed virus is just an hoax made up by feminists to scare men into not groping them without their consent. It’s just scare tactic to further an agenda that has ruined the lives of so many good men around the world,” they said in a letter released by Mr Weinstein’s lawyers on Friday. “How can you possibly feel what a woman is packing without being able to get close to them?”

The letter went on to say, “It’s coincidental that the coronavirus panic picked up steam just as the #MeToo movement began to lose it, after the sham charges and trial that resulted in poor Harvey being put behind prison for almost a quarter of a century.”

“This feminist plague must come to an end, otherwise who knows how many other trials there will be of innocent men, or ‘pandemics’ originating from ‘China.’”

Mr Weinstein has recently been sentenced to 23 years in prison for rape in the third degree and a criminal sexual act in the first degree, while Mr Cosby is behind bars for three to ten years for three counts of aggravated indecent assault on a Toronto woman. Mr Kelly is awaiting trial for multiple counts of child sexual exploitation, child pornography production, kidnapping, forced labour, racketeering, and obstruction of justice.

Matt Querzoli wrote this. Wash your hands. This is satire.

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