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Lazy Limericks

I

Turns out that, on the whole
The colour of the toilet bowl
Shouldn’t tone down
To an ugly dark brown
Instead, as white as the South Pole

II

It looks like a strange cityscape
A plate, cup and bowl landscape
It will sit for days
Until someone can raise
The energy to scrub, clean, scrape

III

Distance-wise, it’s not that far
But it always invites a spar
Who to cop on the chin
To take out the bin
When it’s not on anyone’s radar

Matt Querzoli wrote these. His housemates adore him.