Sit Down Before I Knock Ya Down

Flash Fiction

Matt Querzoli
Oct 27 · 1 min read

Another concert, another blocked view. It was only a matter of time before the three music-obsessed housemates had had a gutful. When the three towering blokes sidled in and snatched away their last remaining peepholes to the stage, the rage bubbled, boiled and burst. As the Rancid Raconteurs lit up the moshpit with their heavy-hitting opener, ‘Off With Their Heads’, the three roommates seized the advice literally. Drawing large knives from a trio of skimpy purses, they hacked at the giants in front of them until their heads rolled from their bodies and the stage burst back into sight.

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And on the third router restart, He rose again.

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