Straight Or Nah, Mate?

Lazy Limericks


One night I was in the pub loo

When a man wondered whether I was gay, too

I shook my head

And said “I’m into ted*

Leaving me in peace to do my poo

*Australian slang for vagina

Matt Querzoli wrote this. Typed, rather. It doesn’t matter. It’s still probably terrible. Follow him or his randy publication if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.

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