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Terms and Conditions

Lazy Limericks

I

Like an iceberg floating along
T’s and C’s sing a similar song
At first glance, small, though
A behemoth below
Designed to torture even the most headstrong

II

Nate was pretty damn mad
That terms and conditions made him sad
So from them he divorced
To overseas he outsourced
Their reading to a guy from Trinidad

III

It’s known as the “spray and pray”
“Yes, I’ve read these,” we say
Then hope to God
Or another we laud
That we never end up having to pay

Matt Querzoli wrote these. He has signed his life away a little over 170 times to date. That is not including the 11 times to Satan.